I solemnly swear i am up to no good.
Forever a Potterhead. Superman/DC, Android, Ferrari F1, PHI Football, FC Barcelona/Messi, Die Mannschaft and Bayern Munich/Schweinsteiger fant̶a̶r̶d̶.
  • snorlaxatives:

    i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

    image

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  • usuk-omg:

    nowaitstop:

    You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

    too risky man

    (via bastiansschweinsteigers)

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  • Germany holds the World Cup

    (Source: battery-s, via miroslav-kloses)

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  • gayindustrialcomplex:

    being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

    (via shakirugh)

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  • urbancatfitters:

    if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via ugly)

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  • jesusthelastairbender:

    mom….gay….

    i’m dad 

    (via surprisebitch)

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  • la masia…

    (Source: lluissuarez, via khaleesi-of-football)

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  • la masia…

    (Source: lluissuarez, via khaleesi-of-football)

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  • onlylolgifs:

    dog trying to save fishes

    (via youve-doomed-us-all-jerk)

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  • "I have asked myself in the days after the World Cup whether I can still help the German NT. And I can answer: Yes."
    Bastian Schweinsteiger (via badsstuber)

    (Source: transciency, via badsstuber)

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  • kitsunecoffee:

    alfredtheboywonder:

    i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

    they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

    now they’re playing in the woods

    so i made these and stapled them to the trees

    i can hear their screams as i post this

    you are a horrible person and i love you

    (via barc4nina)

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  • DC’s Trinity: Superman (Henry Cavill), Batman (Ben Affleck), and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)

    (Source: fyeahsupermanandloislane, via captaindove)

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  • xiaoxiaoleslie:

    Louis: “Daddies, plz…” (pic via WITTERS) 

    ohhhhhh, MEIN HASE!!!!! ;)

    (Source: xiaoxiao-schweinsteiger, via diemannschaftobsession)

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